Strip club in Northern Illinois offering all you can eat corned beef and cabbage for Saint Patrick’s Day

Bridgeview, Illinois-In an effort to appease familiar clientele, who have complained about the regularity of buffet style dining, and to attract an even classier demographic of dependable strip club attendees, Polekatz in Bridgeview Illinois will offer all you can eat corned beef and cabbage on Saint Patrick’s Day.

The all you can eat buffet is $8, with an optional installment plan, and guests are encouraged to bring their own 2% milk. All guests will also be given and forced to wear a complimentary traditional Irish kilt woven from a rugged hemp/burlap blend that will have the lads aching for more! Lap dances will be awarded based on total gross poundage of corned beef and cabbage eaten, each pound equals one second! So come hungry!

The family fun begins around 6:00 a.m. when a trough containing over 300 heads of cabbage and 150 pounds of lukewarm corned pigeon meat is lowered from the rafters as “Cherry Pie” by Warrant plays from a collection of blown speakers.

Be sure to bring the kids as there will be a meet and greet/autograph session with the resident DJ. Ready to learn about true sadness kids? Buckle up for the annual Polekatz Saint Patrick’s Day Extravaganza!

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