Chicago, IL – Navy Pier has decided to skew ever further into the world of fast-casual seafood restaurants inspired by the 1994 movie Forrest Gump. Jennay’s Bar & Grill is set to open next week in an effort to break into the demographic of people that considers the fare at Bubba Gump to be a little too on the nose in terms of adoration for Forrest Gump with bonus features on Blu-ray.
Jennay’s is being described by some as Ruby Tuesday’s but with lower quality food and inexplicably topless waitresses. Customers can look forward to consuming food on varying piss soaked mattresses and shag carpeting in a what appears to be a blown out motel room as a fully nude animatronic real doll plays acoustic Chainsmokers covers. As an added bonus every cocktail is dosed with enough acid to have you sitting on a bus stop talking to strangers for the next decade.
But that’s not all. You’ll also be able to relive the scene in the Washington Monument pool, as the restaurant has hired a guy named Pocko, who looks nothing like Forrest Gump, to tackle you in a kiddy pool full of KY jelly. And make sure to order the Chicken Cesar Wrap for god’s sake!