The wait is over, we now know that a 27-year-old male has announced to friends and family that he in fact has a crush on singer/songwriter Rihanna. The excruciating anticipation had been building since Monday as to who he would announce as his pick for woman crush Wednesday. “It was really tough to pick a new one, last Wednesday it was Beyoncé so I knew I really had to knock it out of the park on this one.” Said Danny Thomas, the 27-year-old from Cincinnati who currently works as a Cloud Marketer at Synergy Digital.
“All of my friends and family definitely love when I post close up pictures of celebrities on Instagram,” continued Thomas vacantly. “It’s just me being very candid and honest about who I have a crush on currently” he chuckled. Followers were expecting the announcement given Thomas’ strict adherence to Man Crush Monday’s, Take Me Back Tuesday’s, Throwback Thursday and Flashback Friday.
In fact the account is void of anything actually happening in his present life for the past 5 years. We can however ascertain that he enjoys posting pictures of extremely successful celebrities. “It took a lot for me to get this one out there, it’s not easy coming out and endorsing someone who is universally agreed upon as being attractive.” Said Thomas visibly relieved.These hashtags continue to grow in popularity as they provide refuge for those void of a personality.
The picture has since gotten 2 likes that are speculated to be errant. Thomas hopes his Man Crush Monday post garners more interest. Rihanna remains vastly unaware of Thomas’ existence and Thomas’ followers continue to dwindle, unbeknownst to him.