Washington, D.C.-The hits keep coming for Vice President Mike Pence, who was discovered to have been using a private email server that was hacked during his time as the Indiana Governor. This morning it was reported that the burning bush he routinely seeks counsel from and tells secrets to has also been compromised.

Pence’s Secret Service agents confirmed that Pence has been despondent and in seclusion after discovering the bush they have been covering in gasoline and setting ablaze behind the Whitehouse had somehow been hacked. “I didn’t think it was possible, not to my fortune-telling burning bush, you think Moses had to deal with this shit!” screamed Pence in visible agony knowing that allowing his coveted bush to get hacked would certainly result in eternal damnation.

No one is quite certain what the Vice President is referring to when he says the bush has been hacked, as it is an inanimate object, and the gasoline fumes from the bush have been causing some erratic behavior, but none the less Pence seems convinced that his top advisor has turned on him.

“We are all at risk, the immense power this bush wields could be in the wrong hands, it knows all of my secrets and it will not hesitate to use them against me,” continued Pence, fully nude and crouched in a corner in his office.

Government officials continue to begrudgingly investigate the occurrence.